Gie us a gobble

(Scottish Ned slang) To request that a fair maiden partake in smoking one's pole and / or place one's testis in her mouth.

"Gonna gie us a gobble, hen?" - Would you perhaps like to service my manhood with your mouth, fair maiden?

"She wouldnae gie us a gobble, pal!" - She refused to partake in smoking my pole and / or did not allow me to place my testis in her mouth, good sir!

by Gr8 August 20, 2009

gobble

the act of giving head to a man in a manner that is similar to inhaling a large slab of meat

man look at your mom gobble that

by kyle glazier November 12, 2003

garble d gook

the discharge left after a ass garble

My bed was soaking wet with garble d gookafter a long ass garble

by crabbie420 February 8, 2009

Gobblered

When someone grabs a guy's balls from behind, in between his legs, and lifts. The guy is suspended in the air momentarily and isn't sure what to do. Usually, he jumps.

That guy just got gobblered, he didn't even know what to do!!!!!!

by meeper3x February 23, 2010

Gummy Gobbler

A lady who loves to fellate, but is so old she has lost her teeth, and so only has gums.

"She was old enough to be my gran, but I just closed my eyes, and I couldn't tell she was a gummy gobbler.

by ezydriver March 8, 2008

Penis Gobble

V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.

"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"

by PenisGobbler8=====DO: August 14, 2009

Glizzy Gobler

The glizzy gobler is an ancient beast that gobles up all the glizzys. He is big and loves to guzzle giant glizzys. Justin Beiber is the #1 glizzy gobler.

Hey Justin, what you doin?

Nothing just “chokes on glizzy.”

Justin you are definitely the #1 Glizzy Gobler

by Glizzy dog November 3, 2020