Goons

a gay ass group of high school friends that only talk about memes

That lunch table is goons.

by hold up and hold my johnny February 06, 2018

goon

Some Fat cunt who goes into a chippy and asks for a pizza

Keith: (After reading the menu and realising there are no pizzas on it) Can I Have a Pizza?
Kev: Fuck Off ya Goon, we sell fish 'n' chips.

by Adski March 14, 2004

goon

A tall, usually white, person who lacks dexterity, may have big feet, and tends to unintensionally perform clumsy actions.

Man, did you see that goon brick his free throw?

by agentcodyfranks January 27, 2004

Goon

A derogatory term for any person who is not black and thinks, acts, and see themselves as being ghetto. People who wear Tall Tee's and wear ridiculously oversized baggy jeans without physical need and/or refer to themselves or any other non black person as "nigga" in any sentence and uses the word "nigga" repeatedly.

Sean: Yo matt check out the dumb ass white kids with the tall tee's and the Bape T-shirts. they must really think their ghetto. (laughing)
Matt: what a bunch of fucking GOONS!!

by mc_rat August 04, 2006

goon

see Dwight Howard

refer to definition of goon

by bigrobD February 02, 2009

goon

a man thats hired to terrorize and to defeat all of their opponents

"IMMA GOON! You wanna know whatta goon is.. Its a man thats hired to terrorize and to defeat all of their opponents. Thats whatta goon is." (Creepa)MTV'S Gs to Gents

by chuck raggh August 28, 2008

goon

Dan Braico, plain and simple.

He is the biggest goon on the face of this planet.

Dan is so dumb, he asked me one question...so I answered...no less than two minutes later, he asked the same exact question. Who does that?

by Lateesha October 02, 2004