Gonzo mud mohawk

When a man takes a dump on a girls head in the shape of gonzo's nose.
Dude, i totally thaught that chick i hooked up with was ugly so i gonzo mud mohawked her then bolted out of there.
by GonzoMM August 12, 2006
mugGet the Gonzo mud mohawkmug.

Gonzo Betty

I can’t believe she hucked that 20 foot drop - she is a total Gonzo Betty!
by Amishoney August 14, 2019
mugGet the Gonzo Bettymug.

Blind Gonzo

When you are too drunk or whiskey dicked to do a blind unicorn.
I was so drunk i couldnt give her a blind unicorn, it looked like a blind gonzo.
by bigEVLwhtman August 20, 2018
mugGet the Blind Gonzomug.

Gonzo

Gonzo is a person with a huge or large long nose also like from the Muppet babies show gonzo had a long big nose...
Look at this GONZO ass bitch.
Meaning look how big that man or woman's nose is. Aka look at this big nosed bitch
by Olneyboi March 11, 2018
mugGet the Gonzomug.

gonzo

Nick Name For People That Are Usually Athletic . And sometimes cute:)
Gonzo is so strong and cute!!
by Arianna Allen August 17, 2018
mugGet the gonzomug.

Gonzo

Where a person places their testicles over another’s eyes while sleeping or taking a nap, and rests their flacid penis on top of said person’s nose facing the mouth to resemble the Muppet character Gonzo; big eyes and long nose hooking towards the mouth region; similar to the “tea bagging” prank.
When John fell asleep, Richard pulled a Gonzo on him, and the photo he took of John was saved on his cell phone Lock Screen wallpaper as a practical joke.
by Ighitowman83 December 7, 2024
mugGet the Gonzomug.

Gonzo Brain

Gonzo brain is when a persons mind veers dangerously off track; like losing their train of thought, where the one subjected to gonzo brain cannot formulate any real tangible and communicable ideas, and sometimes is left with feelings of impending doom. An occurrence that is more prevalent when subjected to brain injury, mental illness, or the use of psychedelic drugs.
I remember babbling to Tyson about something last night, then right in the middle of talking I got gonzo brain and could barely speak the rest of the night; I was left with this eerie feeling of awkwardness and didn't know what to do with my self.
by Kaine Destrahl November 18, 2021
mugGet the Gonzo Brainmug.

Share this definition