I'm gonna cum!

"I'm gonna cum!" is what a lot of guys shout just before they reach the point of no return and blow their load.

Matt always shouts "I'm gonna cum!" just before he fills my mouth with my cocksucker's reward!

by USAF Cadet December 22, 2020

haters gonna hate

What people say when caught in the act of doing something ludicrously stupid or otherwise wack.

It implies that the criticism their acts receive is due not to their own stupidity and naffness, but instead to some unexplained enmity on the part of whoever points it out.

Cornell is walking along the street with a set of clunky gold caps on his teeth, rendering himself almost unable to speak.

Bystander: What the fuck is that idiot doing with those pieces of metal in his mouth?

Cornell: Haters gonna hate

Bystander: Wait - now your trousers have fallen down completely!

Cornell: Haters gonna hate, fule, haters gonna hate

by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011

gonna bag you

To make you their girlfriend or boyfriend.

Yeah most def gonna bag you Emmie 😏.

by anonymous February 10, 2021

Hipsters Gonna Hip

When a hippie is into weird elitist things and tries to boast about it to everyone around them. If you don't comply, you are a piece of shit.

Guy: Did what's her face tell you that you need to only buy apple products and only eat raw plants otherwise, you will get cancer?

Girl: Yea, that elitist bitch and all her apple products can go fuck off.

Guy: She will never change, hipsters gonna hip.

by T.J. Dubz June 28, 2012

heads are gonna roll

Used by higher-ups in a company to sound like a threat to a persons employment. Anyone who actually uses this phrase is insecure with their amount of power and actually incapable of firing anyone.

Those TPS reports still aren't done. Heads are going to roll at the 2pm meeting.

by Toolshed May 14, 2004

She's not gonna see this

A common retort utilized against white knights. Refers to the fact that WKs self-flogging tendencies come from a desperation to recieve female attention.

WK: Im sorry, mlady. All men truly are terrible and i hate being male so much. But i will stay strong and protect you against men, who are evil monstrosities looking to violate the innocent, pure and perfect women of the world.
Guy: She's not gonna see this, bro.

by buddy retard May 8, 2023

I'm gonna get on

I'm about to try and flirt with you or try and talk to you

Example: girl:yea we just broke up

Boy:awe for real well I'm gonna get on

by Taskmaster September 30, 2015