glob gobbler

A dick sucker. The glob gobbler has no preference between fresh from the farm or day old nut juice slurped from a dirty linoleum floor.

You can marry her if you want to, but I know personally that Tencha is a hood rat glob gobbler who often has doo doo for lunch.

by Tommy D, aka, DJ Dirty Balls November 25, 2007

Peach Gobbler

Slang term for one with a cunnilingus addiction.

"Man, Ricky's been down on Lucy's business for hours! That boy is a Grade-A Peach Gobbler!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Goo Gobbler

A person who swallows a male's ejaculate.

Kendra is a goo gobbler who swallows married men's cum.

by The Screamer 4 September 27, 2011

turkey gobbler

when a woman's clitoris hangs down and looks like the gizzard of a turkey's neck.

Lauren was wearing a bikini and her turkey gobbler was hanging out the bottom

by JOSH April 5, 2005

jizz gobbler

One who engages in the act or practice of ingesting semen in a rapid or enthusiastic manner.

That Tiffany is quite the jizz gobbler.

by Unleashed52 October 16, 2008

Orange gobbler

A person who can peel and eat several oranges in a very quick manner. This individual needs to have quick fingers and an expandable throat.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, what did you do with the oranges you just got from the pantry?"
Dude 2: "Umm... I already ate them"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude! I was only gone for like 2 minutes! You're a fucking orange gobbler!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Foggy Gobbler

Noun, a sexual act. When you are 69ing with your girl, she is choking on your dick, and she farts in your face

Yo! I was getting freaky with my girl and she pulled that foggy gobbler on me.

by Lance Barron November 21, 2017