gnarly oats

A much cooler and more obscure alternative to “cool beans”

Gonna shred the gnar with my geezers bro, it’ll be gnarly oats.

by Xvillagewitchx May 13, 2022

Gnarly Garden

The public hair of a man or woman that hasn’t been properly maintained. It collects debris and smells like mildew.

That chick has a squirrels nest in her gnarly garden.

I found a Fruit Loop in my girlfriends gnarly garden.

by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023

coppin' a gnarly swell

Going to workout so hard that you find it necessary to tell everyone that is near you. Commonly spoken with a high degree of excitement and "toolness"

Vinny: "So what are you doing today?"
Six foot tall swell monster: "Im coppin' a gnarly swell bro"

by Sir Vincenzio January 3, 2009

Uber Gnarly Noob

When playing an online multiplayer game, a guy / girl whos very new to the game starts killing his own team mates & acting like a very idiotic noob, not really having a clue what to acheive within the game and using annoying voice masking over thier mic.

*noob joins in near end of game* -

SCORE: Red=39 kills | Blue= 35 Kills |
(40 kills to win the round)

DAVE:
"Hi welcome to our team death match game, we only need 1 more kill to win the round, so go get shooting!"

Uber Gnarly Noob:
"bllaarrggh vvvvvwommm petishhhhh gloaarrhh"

*Uber Gnarly Noob throws frag grenade into team and kills 5 team mates*

DAVE:
"WTF ARE YOU DOING? DAMN UBER GNARLY NOOB! GTFO MY GAME!"

NEW SCORE: Red= -5 kills | Blue= 39 Kills |

*Dave kicks, bans and spreads the word about the Uber Gnarly Noob*

by GBX March 26, 2008

velvet gnarly

A blowjob from and elderly woman who has removed her dentures.

Sweetheart, remove your teeth and give me a velvet gnarly

by partylights October 15, 2017

bob gnarly

the most AWESOME man or woman (besides chuck norris)- likes to say HOLLA and jump on trampolines and say holla

holla- bob gnarly when he's jumping on a tramp

by 363+2+91269 July 23, 2011

Extreme Steve/Gnarly Steve

When a guy beats off onto a table and snorts a line of his own ejaculate.

I was so lonely and desperate for drugs, I wanted to see if an Extreme/Gnarly Steve would fuck me up.

by nick March 14, 2004