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Career Girlfriend

The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.

Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.
"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"

Warning Signs:

1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day - does this mean 'we' are an 'us'?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two
by Yngwie J Malmsteen October 26, 2005
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vampire boyfriend/girlfriend

someone you hook up with but only ever see during nighttime hours. like a booty call or a fuck buddy but more consistent and/or monogamous. not quite dating-level.
X: i've been hooking up with Y for months now but we only spend time together at night. i've never even seen him/her during the day!
Z: sounds like you have a vampire boyfriend/girlfriend
by twr2938 November 1, 2009
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E-Girlfriend

I cant get any girls to look at me in real life so i went and got me an e-girlfriend.
by Fleshmechanic September 28, 2010
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National Fuck your Girlfriend Day

Got a girlfriend? Go fuck em on this beautiful day!
Bro me and my girlfriend finna get nasty on national fuck your girlfriend day.
by WillSmithBitches April 12, 2019
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Girlfriancee

What a guy calls his unofficial girlfriend. It is derived from comparing the situation to an engagement, which is much like an unofficial marriage. In this case, the two people are not officially boyfriend/girlfriend, but they both know they will be in the near future, much like how the fiance and fiancee know that they will soon become husband/wife.
I will be taking my girlfriancee out on our first date next month.
by Bijonu December 3, 2010
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girlfriendy

A girl who straightens your tie or fixes your hair or goes out of her way to make your day better without wanting anything from you is acting girlfriendy. She doesn't have an agenda but to others, her arm around your neck or the way she leans into your conversation makes her look like a girlfriend.

You don't have a crushon her but it's crossed your mind.
Her ability to bring out the best in him and boost his confidence was downright girlfriendy.
by POSH25 May 17, 2016
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Gilfette

Grandma I Love to Fuck, created to distinguish from a GILF (grandpa)
“Hey did you see Chad’s nanna? She’s such a gilfette!”
by skunk_toast January 12, 2022
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