Fund of Funds

Ariel Fund of her family of Funds.
I achieve the largest benefits from this Fund of Funds.
by Peanutbutterjelly143 October 27, 2010
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Edge Fund

n. The amount of edges accumulated before orgasm.
Bro, my edge fund got up to 7 last night. It was wild.
by Edger Allan Poe November 25, 2020
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Edge Fund

n. The amount of edges accumulated before orgasm.
Bro, my edge fund got up to 7 last night. It was wild.
by Edger Allan Poe November 25, 2020
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Funding

Slang for a person that one could get money from through various means, usually a transactional relationship, and especially where one's only motivation for interaction with the person is acquisition of money.
"If they don't go for the deal, we could always hold the funding hostage."
"I'm going on tinder to find some funding for a better apartment."
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FUNDS WAY

Had to get my bands up now I live the funds way.
by VICEISDEAD June 21, 2024
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Trust Fund Hustle

(noun): A flimsy business venture started by an overprivileged adult child who inherited a substantial windfall and mistakenly believes that their wealth alone qualifies them to run a successful company. However, their grandiose delusions and lack of experience often lead to poor decision-making and questionable business practices, making it clear that their venture is a hustle that no one should trust. A Trust Fund Hustle is a half-baked idea fueled by privilege and arrogance that's more likely to crash and burn than succeed.
"If you're serious about playing the guitar, stay away from that Trust Fund Hustle of a brand and invest in something more reputable."

"If you want a guitar that's worth your money, steer clear of that Trust Fund Hustle of a brand. Word on the street is that it's funded by the owner's grandmother, it's bound to disappoint in the long run. Save your money and invest in a more reputable brand that's built on quality, not just cheap china imports."
by dogfartsarewarm February 20, 2023
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Federal Funds Rate

The interest rate at which banks lend to each other overnight when the bank manager accidentally spent too much of the deposits on yachts and mansions. The Fed attempts to influence this in order to set interest rates for monetary policy, but unfortunately nobody gives a shit about what Jerome Powell thinks.
Bob illegally spent $500 million of customer deposits on luxury yachts a private island in the Bahamas. He had to borrow extra money at a Federal Funds rate of 5%, to meet the liquidity requirements.
by grilledpotatoes January 17, 2025
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