functional penis 

Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.

I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...

functional penis by Legsy11eleven August 28, 2023

totally functional human

A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.

That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "

totally functional human by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

Early Onset Functional Uselessness by t joey November 7, 2019

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card. 

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card. by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

fictional googology

noun - the practice of creating fictional numbers higher than Absolute Infinity, a number that is deemed the highest possible infinity by googologists out of unicode characters.

Nerd: uhmmm acksually The Final Absolutely Difficult Many Impossible Infinity is higher than infinity!!1111!!
Person: No.
Nerd: fictional googology is better!!!!
Person: Fictional googology isn't math.

fictional googology by unicodeixixixi July 29, 2023

Mainstream Fucktion 

mainstream fiction which lacks craft, character development, and often deals with trite topics such as vampire romance involving feeble and helpless female characters waiting for rescue.

Hey Ted, let's check out the Mainstream Fucktion section to see if we can find any new vampire books.

Mainstream Fucktion by Jada Danger Hemingway February 19, 2010

fictional googology

noun - the cult-like act of creating numbers "higher" than Absolute Infinity, a number higher than the known infinity using Unicode symbols.

Person: There is nothing higher than Infinity.
Nerd: Uhmmm ackhsually it's The Absolute Finality Ending of Fictional Googology 500HD 🤓
Person: No it isn't?
Nerd: According to fickshunal googologee it is 🤓
Person: What the fuck?

fictional googology by unicodeixixixi July 29, 2023