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Freshie

An insult often used on people who make jokes/insults/whatever that are already out of style.
Wait, New Jersey is a state? I thought it was a city.

Jerry, you have fucking autism. I can smell it from here. Stay away from me before I contract it.

Tom, nobody uses autism as an insult anymore. Fuckin' freshie.
by MangoBango December 11, 2016
mugGet the Freshiemug.

Freshie

Joe got a freshie from Fred
by Twgngiglbrys May 8, 2021
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Freshie

This is a common name for more pure teenagers and virgins in the north. However

these virgins are commonly targeted at by boys who are known sex pests of the area and about 2 years older
lad 1- Did you hear those year 11s going after them year 9 girls?
Lad 2: everyone loves a freshie
by damnrightbitch September 5, 2015
mugGet the Freshiemug.

Perma Freshie

player from deepwoken who can´t get good and do block parry dodge like any other player in game, also they normally are boosted, and always wipe to any depths monster they can´t defeat cause they lack of that skill
guy 1 : did you see that perma freshie´s loot
guy 2: ofc a lot of op stuff my dude
guy 1: I bet his friends gave it to him for free
guy 2: ye I bet they are same skill issued like him
by idioxu May 8, 2024
mugGet the Perma Freshiemug.

Freshies

person a: “damn bro i fuck with the freshies where’d u cop?”

person b: “walmart”
by xboxsuckspsftw April 19, 2019
mugGet the Freshiesmug.

Gripping a freshie

Gripping a freshie is a word people who play the popular Roblox game deepwoken say. It usually means whenever a non-grass toucher goes for new players for absolutely no fucking reason like what the fuck did I do
Random player: why is he gripping a freshies

Other random player: I don’t know but let’s stand here watch and not do anything at all
by Il0v3fr3ak May 5, 2024
mugGet the Gripping a freshiemug.

freshie

1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on fungus-infested display models.

2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.

3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”

“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was trippin. Whoa slow down playa. I'm not the chump working for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
by Sam_Joanneski October 17, 2024
mugGet the freshiemug.

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