fork tease

1) a person who insists on taking a picture of every restaurant meal she eats, and uploading it to social media, thus attempting to instill FOMO in her followers; 2) the same person, who slows down the dining process by trying to capture just the right lighting and angle for her picture, then sends the meal back because it "got cold"; 3) still the same person, who causes others to wait for an open table because she is more concerned with her internet image than eating

I hate it when Janice sends me pics of her filet mignon at Ruth's Chris. She's such a fork tease.

by henryiiplant August 16, 2017

Fork and Knife

Four fingers in the pussy and a thumb in the anus. The new shocker.

After the ceremony, Randy gave Colleen the fork and knife.

by Whitewidow May 24, 2014

fork something over

to hand something over to someone

Hurry up and fork it over. The cops will be here any minute.

by Light Joker May 17, 2005

Fork Union Military Academy

"Military" School in central Virginia where how much money mommy and daddy give it decides your rank and whether you get kicked out or not and sports are worshipped despite their teams' terrible record. Great place to sell dip.

Cadet 1: He didn't get kicked out for all that?!

Cadet 2: The circle at Fork Union Military Academy is named after him...

by The Silenced Truth October 12, 2007

Fork Lift

Where a girls head is on your lap and you lift it up with a boner while she is sleeping.

by Jackie August 10, 2003

Fork Knife

This is just a really weird way to say 'Fortnite' a hit video game available on Console and PC.

"i told my grandpa that the new fun game is called 'Fork Knife', he just ordered a Fork with a Knife attached, then asked me what to do."

by Xahlix June 9, 2018

Fork Lift Tits

When a women's breasts are so large it seems she needs a fork lift to carry them

she told the doctor to give her fork lift tits

by wolfman2011 May 16, 2011