Totes Negotes

When something is totally negotiable, but you are so brah'd out' that you could never bring yourself to say the full words themselves.
"Askin' fifteen hundee for the car, but the price is totes negotes."
by nimala August 22, 2012
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tote sized

"that dude has tote sized junk, hes TOTALLY hung like a butterfly"
by LebanonJon November 06, 2006
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Totes Mcgoats

something moms say when they're trying to sound "hip" or cool.
Mom: That's totes mcgoats!!

Child: Mom wtf does that even mean?
by PrdflS8n January 07, 2021
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Totes McGoats

A terrifying beast located near Niagra Falls that scares people into recycling with the demonic powers.
You better recycle that or Totes McGoats will get you!
by B. Beale December 11, 2015
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Totes cray

Short for "Total crazy"

Adding another "cray" (Totes cray cray) adds further to how crazy "it" was.
example 1:

"Did you see that football game last night."

"I know! It was totes cray!"

example 2:

"Dude, that guy was totes cray cray!"
by SwadeJ January 01, 2012
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Totes Heckers

Totes Heckers = Totally Hectic

Which is obviously a good thing.

Generally used to describe something which is pretty good, or used as sarcasm in some cases when your mates are talking something up, when in reality it isn't that great.
Chad: Oh bro, sick ride you have there.
Benjie: Thanks cuz, yeah it's totes heckers aye.

OR

Jim: Man this song is awesome, i LOVE IT!
Prince: Yeah, it's totes heckers... nub
by Nice Juan May 19, 2010
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totes m'goats

Dude, did you and that beat girl watch the notebook again...without you banging her?

...totes m'goats
by Jake Buffalo Turley March 13, 2009
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