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Factory Child

Male children, and teenagers who live in the suburbs of the greater tri-state area. A factory child is characterized by short hair, terrible style, an occasional piercing, and an atrocious italian or irish name. The name factory child comes from the fact that these kids all look the same, as if they were made on some type of factory assembly line.

DO NOT confuse factory children with Guido's, though there are some similarities Factory Children look way more bland, and have very little to say about current events, music, culture, politics, or anything that actually matters.

Factory children can be seen spending long hours trying to take that perfect selfy, hanging out with other factory children, and pretending like they know something about sports or girls.

Factory Children can also be refereed to as suburban peasantry.
"Hey which one of those kids is your friend?"
"I dont know I cant tell the difference between them."
"Haha classic Factory Children."
by Kee Marcello August 18, 2011
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Cockroach Factor

(n.) A term that describes the survivability of a person in any sort of accident.
It refers to the apparent knack that usually undesirable people of questionable social worth (alcoholics, drug addicts, gangsters, so on) have for surviving insane injuries or crashes. Conversely, it also describes the apparent fragility of those who do contribute remarkably to our society (organ donors, doctors, charitable people, so on).
A drunk driver can ram his car into a brick wall at 100 miles per hour and completely smash his car to smithereens with only minor injuries, cuz' of his high cockroach factor.

At the same time, if a doctor were to slip and fall in his/her bathroom, he/she may be in grave danger, because of his/her low cockroach factor.
by lesee June 9, 2009
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killbot factory

A more sensational term for a military base. An example of how the televised news often tries to drub up interest in an upcoming segment by making something out of nothing.
Tonight, on "Eye on Springfield": just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the "army", but a more alarmist name would be The Killbot Factory."---Kent Brockman, in the Simpsons episode titled "Homer Loves Flanders
by CrimsonG October 19, 2010
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iPhone Dump Factor

Adding an extra 10-12 minutes to the standard bathroom "sit-down" time of an iPhone user.
-Man, can we leave now? Steve's been in the shitter for 25 minutes.

-What do you expect? Add the iPhone Dump Factor. He'll be farming for another 15.
by Doctor Ew October 21, 2010
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factory

That girl is fine! Factory!
by nevadae11 September 4, 2018
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little factory

Mormon slang for penis, popularized by church leader Boyd K. Packer.
Hey baby, how about I take you on a tour of my little factory?
by FlaviusP September 26, 2005
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frump factor

The degree to which a girl is a frump, or the amount by which an otherwise attractive girl has reduced her attractiveness by gaining weight, dressing sloppy or not wearing makeup or doing her hair.
She was really cute, but sometimes she didn't look that great because she would dial up the frump factor by wearing big loose sweatshirts and ratty jeans.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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