Flirtard

A person who cannot flirt, with positive outcomes.

He's such a fucking flirtard.

by Rayne420 June 5, 2009

flint water

Water that tastes like it could cause prenatal disfiguration.

I never drink from that drinking fountain; it dispenses flint water.

by Slurpadurpapurp August 23, 2016

fred flintstone

One who leaves the office precisely at quitting time usually while his colleagues are still at their desks. In reference to the beginning of the cartoon where the work whistle blows and Fred yells YABAA DABBA DOO! and runs out of work.

Joe pulled a Fred Flintstone last night and was on the elevator at 5 pm on the dot.

by J Matts November 9, 2006

Flintstones

The feet of someone who has "cankles" or has chubby feet.

Hey girl- you get your flintstones off of the couch!

by Habbie November 6, 2007

Fintan

a tosspot who looks himself up on urbandictionary and thinks its all about him

Jeez fintan

by Prettyserious November 28, 2018

flintstoning

The act of moving your desk with your feet, without getting out of it.

Eva: I'm too close to the door, can you flintstone over please?

Tashina: Sure thing and while I'm flintstoning, I can pick up the pen you dropped

by EvaF October 13, 2007

Flintip

A word without an absolute definition, acceptable in the majority of contexts.

Formed in an effort to score highly in Scrabble.

Have you flintipped lately?
Were you flintipping?
I went to the flintipping store.

by Jossshhhhh April 15, 2008