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Feeding Him The Lumber

1. Homosexual intercourse between two men
2. Gay Anal Sex
Walking by johan and pavels house, we could see johan feeding him the lumber
by CC1361 May 16, 2009
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feeding the pig

Receiving fellatio from a larger than average woman
Man I'm gonna be feeding the pig when Bertha comes over.
by TheClamster June 9, 2018
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Fleming Moment

When you or someone does or says something completely retarded.
Jackson had a Fleming Moment after kissing Josh
by fleming_is_dumb June 27, 2019
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Fake flexing

A person who flexes with fake stiff like lil tay
Lil tay im the youngest flexer
Me bitch your not the real flexer your a fake flexingsuch my toes
by Lil greeney September 30, 2018
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Carlene Fleming

A walking talking goddamn humungous obese lump of toxic trash ranging from 500lb to 2500lb. She is a squatter and lives in a govt funded shack stealing govt funds to pay for hair and nail jobs up to $1500 and pilfering taxpayer money to ferry her fat ass to the shop a couple if yards across the street where she hangs around after dark to deal weed and get high with her extremely irritating entitled kids who also weigh hundreds of lbs. She is blacklisted by car rental companies (she got the money by faking disability) after breaking the suspension on at least 2 dozen cars and refusing to pay repair costs, for which she has been jailed several times in a supermax prison (not supermax in terms of security but in terms cell size to accommodate the foot wide cascade of fatty flabs dangling from her 4' wide chest. When walking along public roads and across bridges she must attach an 'oversize' numberplate and a police escort will accompany her as she is a hazard to public safety. She is a nasty brat an screams like a banshee Karen at every opportunity to defend the trouble her entitled bratty kids get in when they misbehave (the only thing they know how to do). Everyone passing this oversize whore/hoar is repelled not only by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh but also of the sewerage she bathes in and the overmatured stilton cheese she greases her hair with.
When a Carlene Fleming was hired at my elementary school, we all skipped class and freaked out. The Carlene Flemong caused the largest incident of mass hysteria ever recorded.
by Cudbcnfcncjc August 23, 2019
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flexing

dude1: a you got the reefer?
dude2: nah i forgot
dude1: man you be flexing bruh!
by ipr0 June 16, 2009
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breast feeding

the act of usually an infant sucking on breast usually the mothers
the sexy mother was breast feeding her child when i peeked in
by breast77 February 18, 2009
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