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A Fink

Someone who continuously makes terrible decisions, but tried to act like they don't care. Ultimately they are consumed with regret and spend more time and resources trying to undo their bad decision.
Greg is the only friend in the group who didn't make reservations to join us for the trip to Mallorca. He said he didn't have time even though he's got the most time. Now he just paid twice as much for a last minute ticket. Greg pulled "a Fink".
by The Chad Knows September 11, 2020
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Finke

A very nice girl who loves to read books. She is very weird sometimes but she can also be very sweet and kind. She is pretty and she has brown eyes and brown hair. She is not so good with boys but with her friends she is always very enthusiastic

She likes mathematics and biology

She likes going to school and she has many hobbies
Hey look there's Finke

Aah that weird one

No she is actually very friendly
by Whahahaha November 23, 2021
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Fink

Fink you
by The zoowiggyer October 14, 2021
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Ashley Fink

A descriptive word for a complete shithead of an individual widely known for telling people to kill themselves for haha reacting to a post on social media.
Don't pull an Ashley Fink if you don't want to publicly ruin your own life in 30 minutes or less.
by Fishdontswim June 8, 2022
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Chasen Fink

A chasen fink is some one that typically has butthole eyes and can be described as an oversized sugar glider.
Hey bro you can’t leave the house looking like a chasen fink. Everyone will think your Paul Ryan or Pete Davidson.
by De Blackburn mamba January 16, 2022
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Fink

Woke corporate CEO that hates humanity
The Fink said essential that humans ate insects like cockroaches instead of hamburgers to save the planet.
by Top Scientist June 5, 2023
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Fink

People that have a bad or irregular way of thinking. This word originates from combining "fat" and "think" together.
He's such a fink.
by noxxspire July 8, 2025
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