The person who has no means to be anything but a selfish, disgusting suck-all, and who hits up your friends for help. It's like all the 90's gross boys rolled up into one.
by Shejess December 28, 2021

e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"
by JohnJeffSmith November 7, 2020

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.
James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!
by Kslatty February 7, 2023

by Sealdewheel June 5, 2021

by Juagreer August 1, 2022

by Bodega Boy October 31, 2018

Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".
by Dr. Mushed May 27, 2018
