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Petting the ferret 

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.
Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"

Shampooing the ferret 

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.
my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.
From the Italian word "ferraro," meaning 'blacksmith" - originally derived from the Latin ferrum meaning "iron."
Hey, do you know where I could find a Ferraro?
Ferraro by Elle1013 August 6, 2008

Eternal Ferret 

The statement that this Eternal Ferret, who does not have his own web dominion, has bested our lord limecat is nothing but heresy.

The battle was caught on video tape. The ferret was immediately distracted by something shiny, as they often are. Limecat swiped, and it was all over in an instant.
Eternal Ferret is dead. Long live Limecat!
Eternal Ferret by Kenthar February 10, 2004

anal ferret 

1) (noun) one who manages to sneak in a bout of anal sex, despite their partner's protests.

2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.
Dan managed to be an anal ferret and squeeze in a few rounds of rampant ass ramming.
anal ferret by Wookiestick January 23, 2004
Smug and whiny, complaining to an audience of people who simply don't care. Short for "ferfy nerfy ner ferny fer", which is a catch-all phrase used to imitate the whiner.
"Martin's complaining about Vincent's intentional misuse of 'your' again. The ferfy is thick today."
Ferfy by 575 July 29, 2009