When you shart your pants and remember that you should never, under any conditions, poop outside the house.
by slacketstew November 12, 2019
Get the Failt mug.Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".
Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
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Person 2 : Yeah, she pretty chill and lowkey kinda cute..
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Realizing the conversation is about two completely different subjects.
Realizing the conversation is about two completely different subjects.
Pronunciation is key here.
For example a friend asks “hey did you ever see faulty towers” but the other friend hears “hey did you ever see Austin powers.”
Naturally, “faulty powers” has occurred.
For example a friend asks “hey did you ever see faulty towers” but the other friend hears “hey did you ever see Austin powers.”
Naturally, “faulty powers” has occurred.
by Faulty powers July 15, 2022
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Cathy had criticized a friend of hers for dark humor, though she had partaken in the same type of humor with him. She had built herself a "Faulty Highground".
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