fuck me now

something i say when i am really horny

i want you so bad, fuck me now, i am begging for it

by boobs June 1, 2003

Fuck Me Daddy

When you have sex and the girl shouts "FUCK ME DADDY" then they proceed

"Alisa and max, after school went to Alisa's house while her parents weren't home. She climbed in her brothers bed and pulled here panties down revealing her wet pussy, Max got naked and so did Alisa and max started sucking hard on Alisa's boob and then Alisa sucked Max's dick like no-one was around. She shouted louder than ever " FUCK ME DADDY " Max started humping Alisa's pussy and she started moaning loud he shoved his dick in Alisa's pussy and they moaned and he rubbed his dick until they both cummed everywhere. They turned and Alisa went on top and Max meaner "ughhhhh ahhhhhh mmmmmmm yes mami get it yes fuck me mami mmmm'

by HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHJHSNUSHUSHUSHS February 3, 2021

fuck me already

It means what it says you stupid fuckbag.

Girl: "Fuck me already!"
Boy: *Pound her pussy*

by ßandana's are ßæ September 30, 2015

Fuck Me Sideways

When something doesn't go as planned

Dude 1: bro my parents said you can't come over
Dude 2: oh fuck me sideways

by StonerDickle April 21, 2019

Fuck me static!

A classic press day expression of anger and frustration, particularly related to non sequiturs.

Oh fuck me static! This headline doesn't work!!!

by RobbieMann February 27, 2019

Fuck Me Dave

When the girl you are having sex with doesn't know your name, and calls you by a others man's name while in the throes of passion.

- "That kritty chic I took home last night Fuck Me Dave me."
- "What did you do?"
- "What do you think? I shrugged and kept going."

by Chazatwood September 3, 2016

Fuck me pumps

High-heeled brightly-colored shoes that young girls wear to send an unspoken "Fuck me" signal to guys. The shoes tell guys "I'm available, and interested in sex."

Amy Winehouse sings about them in a song called "Fuck me pumps" on her debut album "Frank" (2003) and she wears them in the video version of the song.

I first saw her sitting at the bar. She seemed aloof, distant, and I decided to leave her alone. Then I noticed she was wearing fuck me pumps so I went over to chat. She was warm, friendly, and later she let me take her home for the night.

by peridos June 19, 2010