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EVAN BE QUIET HOE
Evan by yummy mexitaco October 13, 2019
A white guy that tries to act ghetto, and he's rich. Everyone thinks he's annoying but tries to be freinds with him becuase he brings snacks to school.
"Im sick of evan's crap!"
"If you touch him, he will make his father sue."
"smh."
evan by Collage Proffesor January 30, 2017
Best guy friend to have! you can tell him anything and he'll straight up tell you what he thinks. he's honest, nice, athletic, and good-looking. He is, however, a bit of a whore. most of the time he's in a relationship but you never know with whom. still, you can't help but like him.
A: So, there's this guy creeping on me. its freaking me out.
Evan: Want me to beat him up?

A: How's your new girlfriend, Crystal?
Evan:I broke up with that chick last week...

Girl 1: Wow, he's soo hot! AND varsity football!
Girl 2: save it. he has a girlfriend...but he is sexy.
Evan by curlygirl747 September 29, 2012
A loser who is bad at sex. Tends to be very short, but not built at all. He has a stupid looking haircut and is gay.
Person 1- man that guy is a LOSER, oh he must be named EVAN.
Evan by CornDogLover December 2, 2017
sexiest most sexual appealing kid. only single but ready to mingle. gimme the coochie and ill let you pet my poochie. ready to smash right in ur ass. not gay but strait and respects women. team str8 4 lyfe.
Hey that kid Evan is wilddddddd.
evan by Ima Spoob February 7, 2019
Evan is the guy many girls fall for. He's highly intelligent, although he may not always show it. His confident attitude is mesmerizing to all he interacts with. He can be caring, sweet, and kind, but he also has a bad side. He's not afraid to tease you and do anything he can to make you laugh. Evan is an amazing guy, but be careful, because he can be a player. Evan is a guy most strive to be like.
Girl 1: Hey, have you seen that cute guy?
Girl 2: Who? Evan? Yeah, I have. He's so cool.
Evan by snowdrop22 March 17, 2019