The most amazing person you'll ever meet in your lifetime. The man that most women are positve doesn't exist. A realist and a true heart to weather any storm.
by Bmae August 3, 2010

Someone who constantly gets butt fucked no matter the situation. Yep, always getting butt fucked. Pretty fucking submissive too.
by Anal destruction April 14, 2014

a disease in which the afllicted person becomes scared of anything that is fun or could be considered fun. only affects people with the name eric. the affected individual refuses to partake in any illegal activities and refrains from leaving his house past midnight. the only known cure for this is to get so much murt in their ear that they realize that he needs to have fun.
"Wait, you're done drinking and smoking. You're a pussy!"
"No, he was just diagnosed with ericitis."
"He became affected with ericitis immediately after his marriage."
"No, he was just diagnosed with ericitis."
"He became affected with ericitis immediately after his marriage."
by mars murphy September 5, 2008

eric is an annoying boy who is very gay and often greedy, he also annoys everyone and cant get a girlfriend.
by tellingthetruthabouteveryoneik February 1, 2018

A charming, fun, caring, loving, intriguing young man who is loved by an Emily. The day that I met this Eric was the day that I realized how much I felt like I was missing out on prior to him. He'll come in to your life and you'll forget what it was ever like without him. You'll find yourself wanting to do anything and everything together because he tends to make things so much better. I felt like I had known this Eric for years when I'd only really known him for about a month. Everything is just...easy with him. He'd bring in Dunks and Dews during class just to bribe me to sit with him...and it worked. He's clever, witty, smart, motivated, talented, excited, and spirited. There will never be a dull moment with him by my side.
I love him,
I love him,
I love him.
I love him,
I love him,
I love him.
by P.I.C September 22, 2010

Someone who is really, really good at music ( especially at French Horn) and is awesome in every way,.
by Toaster man314159265358979 October 18, 2019

“Eric is such a player”
by ._.Your~local~bub._. November 28, 2018
