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Emu Slap

Oi bro, you just got emu slapped!
by Defrag08 January 2, 2012
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Emu

the popular kid that used to harass all the old kids, but now they're in their scene/emo/goth/punk/edgelord phase, and yet they're still a 1000% bitch. So don't mess with them, they'll try or mess or put you down. Emus are very sadistic and cold-hearted, careless and sometimes greedy, so don't try to change them. They'll be plain old same, if you try make them realize they're mean, they already know who they are.
Emo Boy : Look at her, she used to be a meanass girl.
Emo Girl : I know right she's just like us, what an emu.
by MyDiscordIspassionate#2436 January 21, 2019
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Emu is so funny!
by emu's crush June 9, 2018
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a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023
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A sexual innuendo referring to the place right underneath your butt crack.
Damn my emu is itchy
by bagussy November 21, 2023
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Emu peck

When you shape your hand into the look and an emu and then use it to widen the vagina before fisting
by Emupeckkker November 25, 2023
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pests, they like to eat our crops >:(
The emus invaded the territory, eating all of the crops. If only the Aussies had access to better gates. I am disappointed about my nation.
by TOP21yes April 17, 2023
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