Smelly elvis

Wiping 💩 poop along side the face of someone you just had anal sex with; wiping poop as to where Elvis's side burns would be.

Greg and Mandy engaged in a sporting round of butt sex and when Greg pulled out after dumping his load he had traces of 💩 poop on his dick and gave Mandy a smelly Elvis to remind her to expel her bowels beforehand next time.

by A-Pdiddy™ February 5, 2019

Elvis waffle

Belgian waffle stuffed with freshly sliced bananas, drizzled with peanut butter, and topped with chocolate chips. Often served with two eggs and two stops of bacon or sausage links.

You know what will cure this hangover? An Elvis waffle.

by Asparagus Feta-Quiche August 12, 2018

Elvis lookalike

An incredibly attractive man who could be Elvis Presley's twin.

My heart starting racing when I saw that Elvis lookalike.

by Laverne's mom March 9, 2017

Elvis Somersby

An idiot who throws food in my tea cup

Elvis Somersby

by Badazga October 24, 2017

french elvis

A crepe with peanut butter and bananas.

I made myself a French Elvis for breakfast at the hotel’s crepe bar.

by Grouchy February 15, 2018

velvet elvis

A conte crayon or chalk drawing using white conte/chalk in a way that makes the drawing look too "slick," often as a result of using too much of the white.

This term was coined by Sandy C., a life Drawing Proff. at Tulane University.

I was just going to add a few white highlights, but I got carried away and my drawing turned into a velvet elvis.

by Hannah March Campbell April 23, 2006

Nappy-elvis

A disgustingly hairy woman, lacking upkeep on hair removal in her nether region, with happy trails on the inside of either thigh.

Old single guy - "The chick I took out last night was one terrible nappy-elvis, so bad I almost didn't sleep with her."

by James Baltzer January 23, 2008