elevator karma

The accumulated balance of your good or bad elevator etiquette. You can build elevator karma by sending the car back to the busiest floor when you're last to exit, the idea being that the elevator will be there for you next time you're in a hurry. Pressing all the buttons at once before getting out is detrimental to your elevator karma, and a dick move to boot. Tagging the cars, spilling beers, or farting in a crowded elevator will also lower your elevator karma.

I thought I was gonna miss the bus for sure, but the elevator was already at the twelfth floor and didn't stop at all on the way down. Must be my elevator karma paying off!

Jesus dude, why'd you have to rip ass in that crowded elevator? Those turkey farts are gonna make your elevator karma plummet.

by Jenkane December 20, 2010

chocolate elevator

when the tongue of a human being has being inserted into the anus and then dragged across the geish area between the anus and the testicles or pussy and asshole only to be licking the pussy or a sucking of the cock.

Dam, Mark really gave her a serious chocolate elevator. Bitchen..

by Bails.One November 29, 2005

Elevator Music

Music you listen to while you're elevated, baked, lifted, stoned, blazed, or whatever colloquial term you use for "getting high"

"All we do is ride around and get high to it,
That's why we call it that elevator music"

by Lord Quas August 20, 2009

Elevator diver

A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.

Dude, I always take the escalator at the mall cause the elevator divers will knock you down!

by flacker March 20, 2009

Elevator dick

When a girl goes up and down while giving a traditional blow job, and humming elevator music.

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Hey buddy! Last night tanesha went down on me and gave me elevator dick. Now I get a boner everytime I go in an elevator.

by Proud Champ April 20, 2016

Elevator

When smoking a blunt, you post up against a wall and lean over. Your friend will give you a shotty as you slowly rise up. when you reach your destination, your friend will then pat you on the chest and you will cough. Almost an instant stone.

You- yo i'm in position, i hit the close button *leans over against the wall*
Your friend- please stand idly by as the Elevator prepares for takeoff *prepares for shotty*
You- oh shit its coming!

Your Friend- don't be afraid to kiss me, its brotherly love but here ya go!
You -*takes slow hit while rising up, being wary of touching lips cause your self conscious about your sexuality*
Your friend- *punches your chest*
You- *puke* WTF man!!!! *cough cough cough*
Your friend- not my fault you hit the emergency stop button

by SixthLeaf September 13, 2010

Time to stack the elevators

When someone is in a huge fit of nerd rage, they spew random words that really don't mean anything.

Player #1: Damn Patrick is snappin
Nerd #1: OMFG noons haxxor!!!!
Player#1: Haha he sure is
Nerd#1: OMG BOOT him BOOT Him
Player #1: HAHA

Nerd #1: Don't I need him to stack the elevator?
Player #1 "Time to stack the elevators" /dunkindonuts man

by frostybroc March 8, 2010