premature ejaculation

Producing the pearl jam before putting it in the Maam. (See also pronatalist.)

How can you naturally make a baby, if you have a premature ejaculation, or cream your pants, before delivering your penis into your wife's vagina?

by Pronatalist April 26, 2008

Ejaculation Flannel

A piece of fabric,in this case flannel, used to ejaculate into after/during self fornication.

I was all ready to hunker down for a long evening with gimp fetish magazine, but my ejaculation flannel was nowhere to be found! blast rag spankerchief

by MoneyMike00000 January 20, 2009

frothy ejaculate

when one has an STD that produces frothy translucent liquid when ejaculation occurs.

"Yo bra I just made frothy ejaculate"

by cooliofoolio13425 August 20, 2014

female ejaculation

a milky-clear fluid thats shoots out of a urethra in a great quantity like a projectile explosion because of a extreme sexual orgasm; often feels like urination

after the horny man had mercilessly pounded her g-spot several times she felt like she was going to pee but instead a fluid jetted out from her swelling urethra and soaked the man completely

by xyz April 29, 2003

spoon ejaculation

flicking a food that could possibly look like sperm off the end of a bent spoon towards a person or persons.

John - "dude you better not spoon ejaculate those mash potatoes on me."

Ben - "come on dude when's the last time i did that?"

John - "um yesterday! u stained my shirt with your damn spoon ejaculation!"

by bloodrush140 March 18, 2010

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

ejaculating

In other words meaning your Cum or Seamen comes out

As the girl was sucking my dick i was ejaculating.

by Information Giver November 18, 2006