eggbound

The undesirable state of one's bowels which can arise if you don't get your 'five a day.'

Bob: Goddamn. It's 10.30pm and I've only had 2 apples and a banana today. That's only 3 portions of fresh fruit! Better get myself a couple of emergency satsumas.

Bob's mum : You'd better- or you'll get eggbound.

by Monty kicks ass August 25, 2006

Eggnogling

To ogle or Eye fuck a stranger during the Christmas season.

I can't stop eggnogling that chick over there in the Christmas sweater.

by Heavysemi November 4, 2013

eggroll

The part of the male body that resides between the legs.

Also, a nice Chinese food that has a mixture of meat and vegetables wrapped in a dumpling wrapper.

My eggroll brings girls to tha yard, and they're like
it's better than yours
Damn right
it's better than yours

by Qiao Beauty (^_~) March 5, 2004

Eggsonfire

"eggs on fire" an egg that is toasty hot with tiny flames or one that is 100% smokin. or it is someone with balls that get hot when aroused.

Property of Steev and Robz
evidence many random websites

1.I can get eggs on fire *wink*
2.There is no 2

by Steev & Robz November 15, 2004

eggnog handshake

When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after

I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake

by Kancerkings November 16, 2016

Egglord

Egglord is someone who is considered to be funny and Edgy. Egglord is a cutie patootie who is oblivious to it, we all have someone who is considered to be our Egglord.

Her: Who is egglord?
Him: Egglord is the little bunny boy down there!
Her: He’s such a cutie patootie! Awww.. Look at him go, doing the anime cat ears!

by Mixella Moon May 14, 2020

eggsofulpop

The act of being slapped so hard with a dildo that a red penis shape forms on ones body

While this guy was having sex with his girlfriend things got out of control and his grilfriend eggsofulpoped him in the head

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005