Easter Surprise

When a man is fucking a girl in the vagina and switches to her asshole, she screams out of surprise and you shove an easter egg in her mouth and yell "SHUT UP AND RESPECT JESUS, BITCH!"

Dude 1) My dumb bitch girlfriend wouldnt shut up during her easter surprise party.
Dude 2) What a disrespectful bitch!
Dude 3) She is so un-christian man.

by DEGOUCH1 April 28, 2009

easter bunny

super fucking hot stud

damn bruh that dude was almost as hot as the easter bunny

by yumcuminmytum August 29, 2020

easter bunny

This one takes either a very droopy set of balls, or a nasty butt slut. You put your balls in the ass of the girl while having intercourse.

Just like the easter bunny, you gotta hide the eggs!

by Neil B September 19, 2008

easter bunny

the act of sticking hot hard boiled eggs in ones ass and launching them for distance.

We played easter bunny and now my rusty muffler is killing me !!

by slap nuts May 3, 2006

Easter Bell

The european (specifically French) version of the Easter Bunny. Except it's a bell. A giant bell that goes from house to house giving kids candy. wtf? It first came to North Americans attention when David Sedaris (the homosexual writer) pointed out how ridiculous a bell going from house to house is. However, the idea of a bunny is just as pathetic.

Here we have the Easter Bunny, but there they have the Easter Bell.

by toee April 29, 2006

easter candy

A large female stuffed into clothes that are far too small.

Ted: Man, that sure is some nasty easter candy.
Bill: I know, marshmallow peeps are disgusting.
Ted: Not those, I mean that fatty in the tank top over there.

by Station April 28, 2004

Easter Feaster

When you make a way more than neccessary amount of food on easter.

Man 1: "Dood what are you doin today?"
man 2: "Nothin man, just havin an Easter Feaster at my place with my roommate"
Man 1: "Nice!"

by BC32 April 4, 2010