earth

dying rock in space we love

earth is cool.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Earth

A celestial object 4.5 billion years of age located in the habitable zone of our solar system. It houses us, and likely the device you observe this definition and site on. It is usually called a dying rock, but has more to it than that. It is the reason dogs, the furry potatoes of cuteness, and cats, the furry ninja with knives in it’s paws, or YOU exist. It’s a beautiful, amazing, and rare dying rock, as planets like our are very rare. Life in the universe only lasts 0.0000003% of it’s life expectancy, which much surpasses ours.

Earth is cool.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

Earth

A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.

Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing).
Abductee: What a shithole.

by Space Wrangler September 3, 2021

earth

A planet near Venus.where we live.

SAVE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ftrfeyvuvbru January 17, 2022

Earth

Combination of big pieces of land

Like north America South America Asia Europe Africa

I love our fucking dumb earth.

by Pataooil June 8, 2022

Earth

Earth is a flat disc floating in space it is also the birthplace of Wall-e. Throughout the years, earth has received many visits from such icons as E.T, Space invader Zim, and Chubacka.

What on earth is that

by fashonusbanana2 June 9, 2022

Earth

The messed up planet that's third from the Sun
Facts:
Earth is the only known planet with life
Earth is the only planet that humans have set foot on
Earth's oceans cover 75% of its surface
Earth's atmosphere is 92 times thinner than Venus's.
Earth is the only planet with furries, people, cats and thermos.

Earth is screwed up, man.

by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022