verbal dyslexia

When someone is trying to say a word they know, in their mind, how to pronounce but it comes out wrong.

Tiff: "I'd like a 10 piece wings, nucular."
Laura: " Nuclear!"
Tiff: " Nuclar, Nucular, am I saying it?"
Laura:" NUCLEAR!"
Tiff: "Nuclear!?! I swear I have verbal dyslexia!"

by pinkeye only November 20, 2010

Dyslexia

1. When words refuse to make sense in your head.

Do you have dyslexia?
eth ogd anr. -> nope.

by brehbrehbreh February 14, 2009

Dyslexic Bitch

A girl that will think a gangsta with tattoo's all over his body, covered in red from head to toe, blunt hanging out of his mouth, showing his glocks and chain's whos name is Pimp G and says that "He's so beautiful, he's also so nice, he couldn't hurt a fly." Shes a girl that sees guys backwards. First used by Dciggs in October 2010. Arpund this time he started using the prases "ENOUGH!!!" and "I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!" Possible related to 2pacs "They know we've had enough, but they don't give a fuck."

Shar'iqiana: He look its Pimp G, he's so nice. I love him.
Dcigg's: ENOUGH! You a dyslexic bitch.

by Opacity October 21, 2010

numeric dyslexia

its when a person reads numbers backward therefore making them suck at math.

teacher: what is 5*5?
boy:52
teacher: r u sure?
boy: i mean 25.
boy 2:dude i think u have numeric dyslexia

by Tha Go Girl December 17, 2008

dyslexemail

The condition or act of answering emails in the wrong order causing confusion and irritation to your confusable and irritable co-workers and friends.

To Friend: Hey wanna hangout Tuesday night?

Reply From Friend: Sure what time?

Later Reply From Friend: Btw how's the new job?

To Friend: Job is pretty cool so far. Can you go Tuesday?

Reply From Friend: I already told you I could go out! Didn't you get my reply?

To Friend: Sorry...I've got dyslexemail.

by yowaldo May 24, 2010

dyslexidexterous

Possessing the inability to distinguish your right hand from your left and vice versa.

Tommy always looks retarded during the national anthem because he is dyslexidexterous.

by theITguy February 26, 2011

Dysleftic

The condition of a person who cannot tell left from right

"It took us an extra hour to get here because Sue is dysleftic and can't read directions."

by Micotomy July 29, 2012