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Sex Dwarf

A degenerate form of Ephebophilia, a "Sex Dwarf" is an underage male, usually between the ages of fourteen and sixteen, who willingly participates in homosexual sex acts (e.g., orgies) with older males over the age of twenty.

The resulting sexual acts often include bukkake, among other things, and are always done with the consent (often enthusiastic) of the boy in question.

"Sex Dwarves" are always boys with large gential endowments, despite their age, and are valued for being "innocent" and young.

Use of boys as "Sex Dwarves" is occasionally found in dominant practitioners of BDSM, where the "Sex Dwarf" in question is always the uke ("bottom"), and are often the subject of extreme forms of humiliation (e.g., being put on a leash like a dog).
"They all love your
Miniature ways --
You know what they say
About small boys..."
__________
Soft Cell, "Sex Dwarf"
by The RS November 3, 2007
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surly dwarf

Small brown halfling, easily impressed by plastic cars and belt accessories. Generally too small to climb over a snowflake. Likes mowing, eating, dithering, eating and sarcasm.

See also hot karl
Q. Where's the surly dwarf?
A. He's too afraid to come in, he saw dandruff on his pillow this morning
by SteenK L.ARSE.N March 4, 2005
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Seven Dwarf Syndrome

A condition where a person takes on one of the emotions and personalty of one of the seven dwarfs possibly multiple times a day and or week.
"Seven Dwarf Syndrome "
It's gotta be tough having Seven Dwarf Syndrome, you never know which one of the Seven dwarfs she is going to be today, oh it looks like we got Grumpy.
by David Kahn January 26, 2009
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Dumble Dwarf

when a male is getting blown by a female on the toilet, then, the female urinates into males mouth. They both then proceed to have intercourse. the male then ejaculates into females mouth then they make out fussing the urine and sperm and then swallow.
Dude, i herd Alec baldwin and Kim Kardashian dumble dwarfed.
by poleezme May 11, 2009
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anal dwarf

a dwarf who will out sexual fantasy from you stick his head up your ass
Last night Tom had a visit from the anal dwarf!
by underpants gnome August 12, 2006
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Bender Dwarf

A very common design for garden knomes, involving pointy ears and homosexual art
I just saw one o, they bender dwarf lookin like a gnome down in fini
by MagicMushroomVlad January 23, 2019
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stomp-a-dwarf

to ritualistically imbibe a shot of alcohol in cause of celebration of event or feat.
me and Shaniqwa are going to stomp-a-dwarf of the goose for LaShawnada's birfday
by dwarfstomper March 22, 2011
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