Shitter-Dicker

An Unnecessary use of profanity to describe a person, place, thing, or idea.

"Hey dude, uh, hand me the shitter-dicker"

"Oh, this? All right dude, here ya go"

by P-Rod27 January 10, 2010

New York Hickery Dickery Dong

A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.

James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.

Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.

by That one guy you like June 16, 2018

Deckerville

A small farming community in the Thumb of Michigan. Filled with loving, intelligent people. It is unique in that it is barely touched by time. Although many of the younger generations are forced to leave Deckerville to find gainful employment, they always consider it home. Deckerville made us who we are and we will always return. It is the type of place where everyone knows not only who you are, but who your parents and grandparents are. The people there are uninterested in growth. They have no desire to spread their borders. They only wish to live in peace on the land they were born to and will die on. In a world filled with violence, and stress, metal, concrete and noise and confusion...it is a safe place. Everyone should be so lucky to have a Deckerville to return home to.

When the Zombie apocalypse comes the jerk who wrote the first definition will wish he lived in Deckerville.

by Natresse April 26, 2013

ducked out

if you duck out of something you run/go out sneakly

I got a detention but I ducked out

by J DoT October 21, 2005

gold dicker

A man who uses his sexuality to obtain wealth, luxury, money or anything that can upgrade his lifestyle. The male version of a gold digger.

That gold dicker Tom Arnold sure got a lot sure got a lot of money from Roseann when they got divorced.

by Taekwondoka June 19, 2014

Dickery

The action of doing something that will make you look like a dick, or be seen as a dick.

Jack performed an act of dickery yesterday, when he shoved that girl's face into the cake.

by Tri Force95 April 27, 2010

Double Decker Eiffel Tower

A spin-off of the sexual position Eiffel Tower. It is performed with two guys and two girls. The girls 69 in the middle, while each guy takes one from the back. They then High five over the two girls to make an Eiffel Tower shape.

Yo jack, what was that where the two girls were 69ing and we were each doin one?

That was a double decker Eiffel Tower, chad.

Oh. Sweeeeet.

by Youeatmonkeys November 14, 2010