Ducati

Wicked awesome and then some.

That track DJ Swanse threw down was Ducati.

by Benjamitis April 30, 2008

Ducktard

A Retarded person who has a big upper lip making him look look a duck

Fly away ducktard!!!

by figglewaggle December 21, 2006

Decatted

The act of getting a cat off your lap. This can be done in any number of ways, but the term usually refers to the use of a hearing aid turned up full volume as seen with Earl Pickles' cat, Muffin.

Muffin: (thinking to herself) Oh, Earl's lap, I'm going to jump up there and try to scratch him!

Earl: Stupid cat! Hey Clyde, get me my hearing aid!!!

Clyde: (yelling) What in the world for? Earl Pickles, are you crazy?

Earl: I'll show you what I mean. (turns up the hearing aid loud so it's squealing. Muffin jumps off his lap scared)

Clyde: (shocked) What on earth did you just do?

Earl: That, my friend, is the art of being Decatted!

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 28, 2011

ducets

jargon for money or dollars(Pronounced duck-its)

Can you loan me ten ducets?

by To2 June 7, 2005

Academic Decathlon

A source of immensely funny words of the "day" (chairness). Also a great place for smart slackers to discuss every single thing ever.
May be used as and adjective, or noun.
Abbr. AcaDeca.

That guy's so AcaDeca, that he should get a gold just for acting the part.

I'm going to an AcaDeca meeting on Thursday night at 5:30-7:30 at the high school in World Language 107.

by Alex Nye April 24, 2005

Ducaine

The platonic (or imagined romantic) relationship between CSI Miami characters Horatio Caine and Calleigh Duquesne. Derived from their surnames (as 'Duquesne' is pronounced 'Du-kayne')

"I'm a huge Ducaine fan, do you think they'll ever get together on the show?"

by LeneM June 9, 2007

Duct-Tapping

Place duct tape stick side up across the road. When cars run over it, it sticks to the tires and sounds like they have a flat tire, then they get out and have to take it off.

You might only want to do one lane at a time, it saves duct tape and is better.

After we went Penny-tapping, we went Duct-tapping and made like four cars stop in a row.

by Petree July 24, 2007