DoucheSLRbag

A photographer gifted with reasonably sophisticated equipment but poor judgment and social skills, often also with mediocre (or worse) photography skills, who takes great pleasure of making an ass of himself not only in public but among other photographers. A DoucheSLRbag will approach you in public, not to be friendly, but to offer his critique on why he thinks you're not going to get good photographs. A DoucheSLRbag will also make use of Internet forums and social media in an attempt to call attention to how much better a photographer he thinks he is than others, but more often than not does a better job of calling attention to his own shriveled and shrunken skills in the field.

I was trying to take snapshots at a performance and some DoucheSLRbag interrupted me to tell me I'm doing it all wrong and with the wrong kind of camera.

by HaarvAard July 21, 2013

Douchette

A feminine term for 'douche': A woman/girl who's annoying to you so much.

Adam: Sunny, stop being such a douchette, and get a life.
Sunny: Um, I wouldn't be talking, 'cause you got shit in your pants.
Adam: What?? *looks down pants with brown spot* Well, this is embarrassing....

by aversatilefella September 3, 2013

DoucheSicle

The urban dictionary editor that did not approve upitdy for me.

Wow for whatever reason this DoucheSicle editor over at urban dictionary did not approve the word upidy for me.

by JonIsAwesome February 12, 2014

douchetentious

Adjective: Describing a person or act that is both douchey and pretentious at the same time. Often describes someone associated with academia or high society but also exhibits the characteristics of a douchebag. A douchetentious person often, on first impression seems to be honestly imparting knowledge or experience from lofty pursuits but is actually just bragging in order to impress or make themselves seem important.

It is hard to cite an example but it is easily spotted.

"Oh, I cant come to the cookout because I am leading a retreat to contemplate the life experiences of the great thinkers of our time. This person is douchetentious.

by novabeatnik March 18, 2014

Douchétarian

Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.

I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.

by sherwinre August 2, 2017

Douchette

Orgin of the word douche. Untrusting - character flawed - self centered - insecure woman, whom deflects inadequacy onto others.

Wearing high heels, mini skirt, and Cleveage exposed during my grand mother’s 79 th birthday was a DOUCHETTE move to attract attention by your Girl Friend.

by Kingk530 June 2, 2018

douchesnobbery

Typical inflammatory acts committed by someone who is both a total pile of shit (douche) while at the same time possessing large sums of money, often, but not always, acquired with little or no actual effort on their own part (snob), such as via inheritance or trust fund. Be on the lookout for people exhibiting douchesnobbery. They are often noticeable by the following characteristics:

- disregards most seemingly common courtesies such as waiting one’s turn
- exhibits zero patience
- often overheard saying things like – ‘do you know who I am’ or ‘my dad is…’
- popped collar

- driving a sweet Porsche (which would normally be reserved for someone having their midlife crisis) at a relatively young age
- frequently comments about whatever their current situation is compared to other ‘much better’ experiences that he/she has enjoyed
- just basically looks like they need to be punched in the throat
- generally has their nose slightly pointed upward whilst being an asshole in any capacity
- posts to social media ripping on those less fortunate with extreme vigor and regularity

Our once peaceful little resort town has been overrun by rich tourons and the level of douchesnobbery is off the fucking charts!

by one 'f' Jeph February 27, 2019