don't tase me, bro

to whine like a little girl after receiving a punishment or retribution that one deserves
After Andrew's boneheaded diatribe against imaginary evil, his cries of, "Don't tase me, bro!" brought cheers to the crowd as the security guards escorted him out.
by Dr. Jeffery O'Dwyer September 24, 2007
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don't tase me, bro

A phrase popular with white college students due to its usefulness in dealing with the police. Famously uttered by Andrew Meyer in a dozen YouTube clips. Note that this phrase should ONLY be used if you believe that an officer of the law is your "bro" (hence its unpopularity with the non-white/non-rich)
Don't tase me, bro! Ow!!! Owwwwwwwwww!
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DON'T TASE ME BRO

DON'T TASE ME BRO! *Guy tases him*
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Don't Tas Me Bro!

A last minute plea for mercy. This phrase is usually uttered seconds before an inevitable beat-down or an encounter with overwhelming force which has usually been asked for by over-the-top behavior on the part of the victim.
(First uttered by Univerity of Florida college student Andrew Meyer just before he was tasered by University of Florida police during a John Kerry appearance at UF.)
"When I finally caught my little brother and administered a much-deserved noogie, he kept yelling 'Don't tas me bro!' while screaming like a little girl."
by Christie Malre September 25, 2007
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y'all don't know me

You aint no friend of me.
"I know you from somewhere." "You aint no friend of me."
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don't taze me bro.

What you say to the police when they are on a power trip and are using excessive force on you.
As UPD was brutally attacking him, Andrew asked "Don't taze me bro."
by RobyG September 20, 2007
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don't mess with me

It means: "Don't annoy me." "Don't make me angry." It's something you'd say to someone who was bugging you, or teasing you, or otherwise getting on your nerves---warning them that you might lose your temper and respond in a way they won't like.
-Hey, Why are you drinking so much, dude?
-Don't mess with me.
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