doiche

What comes up when someone tries to type "Douche" but makes a typo, therefore typing "Doiche". Doiche pwns douche in every single way.

Joey: Raf is so annoying!

Jack: I know, he's SUCH a doiche.

by MrExtreme January 10, 2009

Doichy

A Doichy is an alternative word for a joint (a cigarette with weed in it)

It's actually pronnounced like Doy-t-chi

This word is usually followed by the words "my friend"

Pass that Doichy My Friend.

This doichy tastes quite supreme.

I love this doichy

Are you rolling a doichy my friend?

by Brad Anderson April 28, 2006

Doce

To be broken, or to breakdown. Also the art of vomiting

By ipod doce'd on me.

dont doce her feeling like that

She doced al over the place.

by Therionx May 14, 2011

No dice, homeslice.

no·dice·home·slice
-ghetto

1. not a chance
2. bad luck
3. rejection
4. disagreement

A) an' i said to myself, i finna' swag into my room. so i do, an' bam, there be jello errawhere. oh lawd, we family, help a brotha clean this shit.

B) no dice, homeslice. i got caps to bust and blow to snort.

by Niff/Stipples January 2, 2011

rolling dice

whacking off. a term generally used by males.

"If anyone needs me i'll be in my room rolling dice."

by Stewie July 28, 2004

Car Dice13

(n.)A user name, whose origin is from AOL Instant Messenger. Car dice13 would add buddies, and spam them until he would get reported, or blocked. Car dice13 then went to various web forums, and online MMORPGs and created accounts to insult people, or spam. People now create accounts called car dice13, car dice#, or call themselves a car dice13 account. They use these accounts to spam, flood, or insult people from various places on the internet.

Car Dice13 just spammed my inbox.
He just created a Car Dice13 account.
Car Dice13 just dissed you.

by Moviecodec January 9, 2008

doiged

To fuck up and/or complicate a simple task to the point where it can not be fixed.

Damn son, you doiged the fuck out of that generator.

by Bunch'o February 10, 2018