ding-dong shit 

the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.

I can't wait to ding-dong shit fred, he is such a douche.

ding-dong shit by joeseph:D August 28, 2010

ding dong bitch 

when one repeatedly ding dong ditches someone (a.k.a. knocking on their door furiously and then fleeing), but when one actually tries to contact the person by knocking on the door, they refuse to open the door.

Brittany won't open her door...she is being such a ding dong bitch!

ding dong bitch by Brittany, Queen of Portugal February 18, 2009

ding dong daddy diego 

A Bitching Motherfucka That gets all the hoes, Good and Bad, Man and Women
You should never question him

Im Ding Dong Daddy Diego Bitch

ding dong daddy diego by Ding Dong Daddy Diego May 25, 2018

ding dong scrumpins 

Fuckin'

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins

ding dong scrumpins by moobler March 19, 2021

ding dong ditch 

To ring a random person's doorbell and run. Hence "ding dong" ditch.

I played ding dong ditch for hours, until I got caught.

ding dong ditch by FemmeFatale July 2, 2005

Ding-Dong Sing Along

When two or more women perform oral sex on one man.

"Oh man the other night my girl was going down on me in the living room and her roommate walked in and was all turned on so i said "Go ahead, join in, its a regular Ding-Dong Sing Along!"

Ding-Dong Sing Along by RichardSlinger April 11, 2010

Ding Dong Jello Wack 

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.

We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.

Ding Dong Jello Wack by Dike Mink March 25, 2008