dilf

dilf… Dad id like to fuck, who doesnt want to fuck a hot dad?

oh do i EVER love dilfs

by dilflover4life October 14, 2022

DILF

Did you mean Glamrock Freddy?
"DILF" means Dad I'd like to fuck. similar to "Daddy"
usually use for someone who 30-50 years old man who is attractive and hot. married/have children or don't have to.
FUN FACT YOU USE USE "DILF" TO NON-HUMANS LIKE ANIMALS OR ROBOTS IF YOU WANT TO.

1: Damn... your dad is such a DILF.
2: Have you seen a bear in the mega pizza plex?
Yes... he is such a DILF.

by Wattpad LeLilCat March 15, 2022

dilf

dumbass idiotic loser fool. in other words, this is a jonad.

jonad is a dilf.
all dilfs are jonads.
i hate jonad. die.

by tangy December 16, 2004

DILF

Not Dad but disabled i'd like to fuck.

Man look her go on those wheels she's a major DILF!

by Jackizzle January 6, 2009

DILF

Dolphin I'd Like to Fuck

Oh, look at these vigorous fins, it's a DILF!

by DILF-ULB July 4, 2018

DILF

Dame I'd Like To Fuck

"Man, did you see Helen Mirren? She is one DILF!"

by Better Baby Corn December 20, 2008

DILF

Dyke I'd Like To Fuck. Similar to MILF, except referencing a hot lesbian.

Dude one: "That Portia de Rossi is one hot babe."

Dude two: "Yeah. She's a total DILF."

by weewhoore February 21, 2009