Hot Desking

Hot desking is an sexual organization system which involves multiple workers using a single physical worker as station or surface during different time periods. Can be Houdini, Slime Share time share, Wife Swap, Train, Gang Bang, or Bukake. We dont kink shame.

Oh Damn Bobs Wife is slidin in your dm's too!!!. That ho be hot desking all around.

by Moxification June 17, 2021

Desk Cheat

Method of cheating at school that consists of a student asking about one of the multiple answer questions to the teacher and another student knocking on the desk repeatedly. The number of knocks is equal to one of the answers, so if the other student knocks on the desk 2 times, it's option B.

Student 1: Teacher, what do I have to do in question 3?
Student 2: *knocks on desk 3 times*
Student 1: (Thinking) So it's option C! Thanks for the desk cheat...

by Yooshee August 20, 2020

Desk Head

Someone who spend more of their time in lessons with their head on the desk than actually listen/working. Usually due to being in boring lesson like: French,Biology or Music.

Guy 1:Kevin is always sleeping in lessons.

Guy 2:He's a Desk Head.

by Stomping Can June 6, 2011

Desk Hadji

The foriegn contract programmer they stuck at the end of your cubical.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you, my desk hadji was on the phone. I can't understand a thing he's saying, but he seems pretty upset

by HobiWan December 11, 2010

Desk Nut

The act of nutting at your desk during work or school. Similar to a desk pop but with busting a nut instead of discharging a weapon. (Is possible).

Rob: 'Jimmy.
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'

Thus he has committed a desk nut

by BigNut2000 November 29, 2017

standing desk

A person who uses a standing desk is generally annoying everyone about how they should use a standing desk and that its healthy

Standing Desk Person: Ah yeah, I'm so healthy! You should get a standing desk, it's healthy. Did I mention it's healthy?
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee

by NINJA044's PEGNIS January 17, 2017

Desk Sausage

When you steal one of your mate's sausages but you don't have a plate so you put it on your desk and forget about it. 10 minutes later, you look down at it and realised it has become a desk sausage.

That desk sausage is rank bro wtf

by UnexplainableBoy March 26, 2022