Donte Stallworth

Living proof that money can buy justice. Donte Stallworth drove his vehicle while drunk and high and killed an innocent pedestrian. He was sent to prison for 30 days. If he wasnt an NFL star he would be in prison for 15 years.

Someone explain how its possible that he was being tried for drunk driving and manslaughter and facing 15 years but pleads guilty to a sentence of 30 days 26 of which were actaully spent in prison.

Donte Stallworth is the same as every other scum who has been dumb enough to drive drunk, the only difference is there in prison serving their debt to society and he's out because he's a football player.

by cheese is good yum August 12, 2009

Deintercourse

What a cop tells you to do when he catches you have sex in a car.

Cop: (Taps window with flashlight) hey you two you better deintercourse.

Me: oh shit Becky cops are here

Becky: Damn, I’m not about that life

Me: alright I am going to deintercourse now.

by The deintercourser May 10, 2019

Delonte West

Delonte West was born 1980 in Cologne, Germany. He moved to Greece where he played basketballs at 13 years old for 5 years. He became a 3×champion, 2x M.V.P, Most improved, 2x all star M.V.P and defensive player. He was drafted first by the lakers where he was the star player for 2 years averaged 26.8 ppg, 7.9 apg, 1.6 spg, 0.6 blocks and 6.7 rpg. He then join Lebron and the cavs and lead them to a conference finals in 2015 and later got head from gloria. On the cavs he averaged 30.2 ppg, 8.5 apg , 7.2 rpg, 2 spg, 1.6 bpg and got Mvp and defensive player. After Lebron find out about his mom and gloria he cried like mj aka a bitch. Delonte west lebron stepfather was blackballed by the nba but be came a chinese dictator and best friends with rodman who also molested lebron as a 6 year old. Delonte also became the richest olive man with a networth of jordan and lebitch put together. He cemented his legacy as G.O.A.T after his career getting 7 rings and is known to bite.

Yo lebron there goes yo paps getting sloppy sloppy from gloria. Delonte west already cuffed that get ready for leshaun west

by Homelessgun October 6, 2020

Deontae

Deontae ..:: where do I start Honestly I miss him and wish he would talk to me when he loves you it’s like nothing else matters he would ignore other girls so you feel more special when he leaves it’s like someone stepping on your heart .. his problem is forgiveness my DJ that was his nickname was my first love I have a Fiance now if I’m being honest Greg is a great guy but you always have that one DJ would cook for me foot rubs we would have sex 3 or for times a day sometimes the sex 🙌🏻 or just lay on couch and watch movies. but DJ didn’t understand the world isn’t about doing the right thing it’s about doing what you have to do we broke up because I asked him to lie for my dad because I asked he did it but he wasn’t the same he treated me like a stranger we broke up after i still picture that wolf tattoo i seen him at my friend Lauren’s wedding we didn’t talk god knows I wanted to but he was with his date if someone sees this please show him this and tell him no matter how much money I make Or how famous I get I would trade it for the moments we shared eating hot Cheetos or him just making me dinner

Deontae First love

by Prettyblondeprincess January 3, 2019

Donte

"Cheefin"

Donte always be cheefin

by Donte Holmes August 3, 2019

Delonte

He is a dope soul; down to earth, creative and outgoing.

Speaks his mind without fearing consequence.
Fearful, yet courageous against anything that stands against him. Leaves a stain; once you meet him, you'll never forget him and will crave his vibes.
Nicest person you'll ever meet, despise his outter appearence; loves everyone and everything.
But to get on his bad side would reveal the demon that hides inside him.
A man of many talents and a rare breed, once you find him, keep him. Youll never find another.

I need a Delonte in my life.

by Trill Nigga Savage June 18, 2018

Dented

Getting really drunk.

A cool way of saying "Lets get really drunk tonight"

becomes;

"Lets get dented tonight"

Just like getting: hammered, smashed, dickered, loaded, wasted.

--Yo, wanna get dented tonight at the party James?

-Sure man, haven't gotten really dented in a while

--Alright, i'll see you there.

by kelppp January 7, 2012