Dense

When someone is beyond stupid that you doubt they even have a brain

“Hey Dude, you know that new girl Kayla?”
“Gay Kayla?”
“Yeah, she’s fucking dense”

by Dense3000 February 13, 2019

Dense

When a person is stubborn, or doesn't wanna do anything they are told.

Guy 1: "Dude i asked my girl to get me some dorritos on her way to the gym, she told me to get my lazy ass up and do it my self".

Guy 2: "Bruh she's always dense as fuck".

by DangerRus September 5, 2016

Dense

Better than Thicc, a banging baddie.

"Damn, did you see her ass? She's dense!"

by Erin Anne October 21, 2022

densed

To be turned into condensed milk.

that guy is get'n densed

by condensed_milkman July 10, 2018

dense

a) an insult used to dehumanise and ruin self-esteem when not employed in an ironic or sarcastic tone.

b) refers to the incompetence of someone to express their real feelings and is rather hiding behind their keyboard if used over snap chat particularly.

My boyfriend of six months just texted me saying "you are ugly and my parents think you are dense" five months after we broke up.

He called me "dense" on snap chat chat, so I roasted his liver.

by uglyanddensechamps May 27, 2019

Dense Breast

A fatal medical condition in which a man/womans breasts become hard like a rock, taking pleasure out from boob jobs, and therefore, indirectly, causing sexual partners to kill you, hence the term 'fatal'

Help, my girlfriend has dense breast! i might have to put her down

by BigBoyDaffodil December 5, 2016

Dense Fence

1)something to shout at the top of a roller coaster
2)Ricky's Counter-strike name

Dense Fence!

by Pfef May 16, 2004