As if in response to Sora's laugh, one more City went down, taking the enemy units with it. They'd used the nuclear option in their own territory - the famous "Belkan Defense" - No Game No Life. Volume 8.
by ismaelassassin April 4, 2019
Get the Belkan Defense mug.The Clintonian Defense is when someone does something wrong (and it was obviously wrong) and says that they didn't know it was wrong and therefore should not receive any punishment.
Man, didn't know I'd get a ticket if I ran that red light. I'll use the Clintonian Defense to get out of a ticket.
by Styxgoyenhammer666 November 27, 2017
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When cited you shouldn't have been there bothering people in the first place, causing drama snd caught hands, the alleged shooter pulls "The Zimmerman Defense " and cry "self defense" to the Judge.
by SkyNet313 November 21, 2021
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Ricky Gervais at the Apollo Theater:
Welcome everyone, especially all you niggers in the front row seats. Tt must have been very hard to afford tickets with all your family responsibilities, oh who am I kidding we all know you are still out getting smokes - don't worry I asked my one black friend and they said this shit is funny so I am not being racist - it is called the Chapelle Defense.
Welcome everyone, especially all you niggers in the front row seats. Tt must have been very hard to afford tickets with all your family responsibilities, oh who am I kidding we all know you are still out getting smokes - don't worry I asked my one black friend and they said this shit is funny so I am not being racist - it is called the Chapelle Defense.
by knives and tulips October 14, 2021
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Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer.
Probationer: I didn't drink alcohol, I just used mouthwash before I came here.
Probation Officer: That's the mouthwash defense. It's bullshit and you know it. You're going to jail.
Probationer: I didn't drink alcohol, I just used mouthwash before I came here.
Probation Officer: That's the mouthwash defense. It's bullshit and you know it. You're going to jail.
by Lupara2012 August 1, 2012
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"I also employed the world-famous Hemingway Defense... which goes something like this: as a writer, I am a very sensitive fellow, but I am also a man, and real men don't give in to their sensitivities. Only sissy-men do that. Therefore I drink. How else can I face the existential horror of it all and continue to work? Besides, come on, I can handle it. A real man always can."
-- Stephen King
-- Stephen King
by The Logical Fallacy February 17, 2023
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Defensive Daniels: OMG but muh MK18 is gonna help me look so good across my Hawaiian shirt in the boogaloo
Defensive Daniels: OMG but muh MK18 is gonna help me look so good across my Hawaiian shirt in the boogaloo
by Daddy's Hard Candy April 8, 2023
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