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1 someones definition of testicals
2 these goods
3 to teach some one a lesson
1 you aint have deez nuts
2 you wish you had deez nuts
3 a b c deez nuts
deez nuts by gimpalicous May 7, 2003
The second biggest joke candidate running running for US President of 2016.
"Deez Nuts is gaining on Trump."
Deez Nuts by Lafferty October 2, 2015
Used to anger some in the military who walks into your office and thinks he runs the damn place.
Sergeant: You WILL give me a pair of those damn boots!!!
Specialist: Sergeant, the only boots I can give you are ODN boots.
Sergeant: What the Hell are ODN bo...
Specialist: OH DEEZ NUTS FEEL SO GOOD IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! Get the fuck out my office!
deez nuts by Daonocto January 14, 2008
Referring to a international joke as a African American man called a post office & complained of something being in there mail & saying "deez nuts , ha gottem!" Kids all around the nation think it's funny & it's gone viral.
Cause something came in the mail today ...deez nuts ha gottem!

Name something you put In your mouth but don't swallow ....deez nuts ! Ha gottem!
deez nuts by foodismalife16 October 21, 2015
When you look out the window, scream DEEZ NUTS
See your favorite nigga, shout DEEZ NUTS
Creep up behind someone, whisper DEEZ NUTS
Wannabe a pornstar, ya better have DEEZ NUTS
Wanna get a girl friend, make some babies with DEEZ NUTS
If you don't get my point yet, deez nuts are useful in many ways and forms! Shout it, scream it, whisper it, own it! It's MANDITORY
Hello baby, do you want a taste of DEEZ NUTS? HA! GOTEEEEEM
deez nuts by dcnert June 17, 2016
Deez nuts is a common term for Gen Z people, you will most likely see this phrase on Tik Tok. It is just a term used to trick people. And it is also pretty funny.
Me: “I went to Sawcon yesterday.”
You: “What’s Sawcon?”
Me: Sawcon deez nuts.” or Suck on deez nuts.
deez nuts by levi akcerman July 17, 2021