your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!

by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012

Deer foot

1. A huge clitorus.

"That skeeza had the biggest deer foot I ever seen"

by Smoove Nutz March 19, 2006

West Deer

A word used to substitute any place that is not a nice place to live.

A bad place to live.

"That place is so West Deer."

by Half-Court Miracle September 3, 2006

Key Deer

Deer that are extremely small. They only live on Big Pine Key in the Florida Keys and are a protected and endangered animal. Speed limits in Big Pine Key are reduced dramatically in caution of Key Deer.

Let's go to Big Pine and see the cute little endangered Key Deer!

by Lemonless June 13, 2008

Sexist Deercat

Half deer, half cat, all sexist. An animal that is made up of two of the worst animals ever, and is very sexist. Usually used to call someone a sexist.

Another sandwich joke? You're such a sexist deercat.

by onlyaguy August 18, 2010

the deed

Sexual intercourse.

They did the deed last night.

by karoline* February 19, 2009

Deer Lake

A sick ole town in Western Newfoundland. The people are best kind and are true newfies. There are all kinds of places to eat but nothing else to do. The roads are shit so i suggest you walk around.

Deer Lake is a sick town full of best kind people.

by deerlaker4589 August 23, 2011