dalainey

Little brat that throws lots of tantrums when not on YouTube. Related to sour patch kids Maharashtra sour then sweet. Very persistent and insists on you to do everything she wants. Can scream super loud and tends to hate champions. Loves thins though

Frickin chill dalainey, you can have McDonald's tomorrow.

by minty_anal-floss March 15, 2016

Darwin (DDCM)

DDCM (Dashing Devil Causing Mayhem), Founded by Charles Darwin himself this Creature spawned from the shores of Cuba where it lived its early stages of life near the shores. The DDCM was then transported to the United States where it began to evolve into adulthood.

When it feels threatened it can strike as quickly as a King Cobra and if the DDCM manages to bite the prey will be under its control until death. The prey develops Stockhold Syndrome and begins to protect the DDCM falling into it's spell.

Good looks, Charm, and charisma, are obvious qualities the DDCMs are born with. These qualities cause mayhem to rise as many mates chase after it. Each of the candidates fight vigoriously for the chance at the DDCM's affection. And after many full moons only one candidate will be victorious.

After the intense filter of mates, this mating ritual is not complete. The DDCM becomes engorged and fulfills the duty to the partner chosen. This ritual continues daily until offspring is achieved.

Qualities: Intelligent, Agile, Courageous, Passionate, Protective, Nurturing, and Powerful

I need to find a Darwin(DDCM) for me.

No one better out there than a Darwin (DDCM)!

Damn that Darwin (DDCM) is good looking!

by Have you seen my Honey? December 24, 2016

Darwin Award

An award that commemorates Charles Darwin by giving it to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way.

‘Did you hear about the guy who got thrown from his car after he crashed it whilst spanking it?’

‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron’

by DarwinDipshit December 26, 2018

darwin jackson

Name of a person (tool) used to remove herpes from the anal glands of homosexual monkeys.

My herpes are flaring up again, call the herpe man Darwin Jackson

by Crossedup February 28, 2019

Dalin

Dalin is an emo boi. He likes heavy metal and rock. He’s obsessed with monster/Red Bull. He’s slightly oblivious to his surroundings but it’s oaky cause he the greatest homie. He likes potato’s especially when they all cute and chibi. He’s kind and thoughtful. He’ll even try to censor bad words for you. One day he’s gunna take over the world and figure out the meaning of life.( how to adventure) and he’s going to use his army of potatoes to achieve this. He a tall skinny boi who’s also thiccc (with three c’s Of course) his favorite color is black and he loves llamas he’s pretty weird but in a good way. He’s overall a pretty coool duuude

Dalin is meh homie

by Snaafnejakjcufudywhenrnfbfjdks March 24, 2019

dawinsky

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by Dawinskyishot May 5, 2021

Venereal Darwinism

When the STD you already posses overpowers and defeats those of the STD that you've contracted from your latest conquest.

Ryneaux: Dude, aren't you worried about hooking up with that chick raw-dog? I hear she's got the herp!

Mocha: Naw, its gravy. I've already got AIDS, its like Rock vs. Scissors. Venereal Darwinism dude. The strongest survives inside.

by The Mocha November 27, 2012