He has the biggest and most sturdy cock you’ll ever see. He uses it as a weapon and can fuck up any women’s patch. He tastes like a burnt broomstick. He has and absolute Duke Nukem rocket launcher penis. Not hung like a horse but hung like an elephant.
Person 1: Oh no! People are taking over the world
Damiano: Fear not for I, the conqueror of all small baby carrot cocks shall obliterate and protect with my own slammin’ shlong.
Damiano: Fear not for I, the conqueror of all small baby carrot cocks shall obliterate and protect with my own slammin’ shlong.
by Bad ass dud December 17, 2020
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by petersd130666 April 1, 2009
Get the Damian mug.1. A single blurted expletive for many situations similar in use to "fuck". Originated from an AIM misspelling of "damn it".
2. The name of a fictitious pagan god of vengeance.
2. The name of a fictitious pagan god of vengeance.
"Daamnti! I fucking failed that test!"
"God fucking daamnti!"
"I hereby summon Daamnti, Lord of all Vengeance and Chaos!"
"WE HAIL THEE, OH DAAMNTI!"
"God fucking daamnti!"
"I hereby summon Daamnti, Lord of all Vengeance and Chaos!"
"WE HAIL THEE, OH DAAMNTI!"
by kingofkoins December 14, 2003
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Get the daarimis mug.A very handsome, sexy, dependable humble guy who has a very positive view of life. Ladies are garanteed an orgasim with Daimion. He is the one ladies want to carry home to meet the family. He is the kind a guy women dream about marrying. The man women would want to be the father of their babies.
Girl.....Daimion had me climbing the wall lastnight.....
by De real June 10, 2018
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by mad lad 420 May 17, 2020
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