2 definitions by Bad ass dud
He has the biggest and most sturdy cock you’ll ever see. He uses it as a weapon and can fuck up any women’s patch. He tastes like a burnt broomstick. He has and absolute Duke Nukem rocket launcher penis. Not hung like a horse but hung like an elephant.
Person 1: Oh no! People are taking over the world
Damiano: Fear not for I, the conqueror of all small baby carrot cocks shall obliterate and protect with my own slammin’ shlong.
Damiano: Fear not for I, the conqueror of all small baby carrot cocks shall obliterate and protect with my own slammin’ shlong.
by Bad ass dud December 18, 2020