The Dave

A sexual act in which you wait until your partner fully undresses then you sit down on the edge of the bed and convince them that your life is worthless because you are the worst off person in the world. Then you go sit in the closet, cry, masturbate to a poster of Jeff Gordon while using your tears as lubricant, then attempt to kill yourself and fail. Repeat as necessary.

Dave Castleberry is The Dave

by PensacolaHero May 11, 2009

dave

another term for a crap

"I need to lay a stinkin' dave"

by parrot123 June 4, 2009

Daved

A form of the word Dave, it means to be pussy whipped, and your girlfriends bitch, even though you aren't even engaged.

You are so fucking Daved

by vshankthetank December 10, 2010

Dave

Dave is a guy with quad chins and most likely gay.

Don’t be a Dave.

by Nabdjid October 17, 2018

A Dave

A Dave aka a 'David Bowie' (blowie) is the act of falatio or a blow job.

John 'did you see Emma last night?'

Duncan 'yeah that bitch was giving a Dave all night!!!'

by Slinks July 22, 2014

Dave

Dave is an absolute dumb ass that can't figure out anything. He is annoying and a horrible friend. He will do everything in his power to tick you off. 🖕For you Dave

He is also known as dumb shit

Fuck you Dave

by UsernameUnknown13 November 9, 2018

dave

To have a fantastic opportunity and then completely fuck it up like only Dave can

Oh man, Kira totally pulled a dave! He turned that opportunity for an epic success into an epic failure.

by itsnotatumor June 23, 2012