Stinky Seat Cushion

1. To borrow your friends car and drive it naked

2. To borrow your friends car, lift the seat cover, take a dump on the drivers seat, and pull the seat cover back over the seat.

3. Taking a dump in another's anus

" how was Dave's car?"
" good I gave him a Stinky Seat Cushion tho"

by NFA Stove January 7, 2012

russian whoopie cushion

The act of placing ones rectum on to the face of a sleeping victim and breaking wind directly into their nasal passage.

Frank had to much to drink and passed out so we all treated him to a russian whoopie cushion on the house.

by matt mullarkey September 11, 2007

siamese whoopee cushion

when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole

Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.

by the wundatwinz December 24, 2005

Spokane Whoopee Cushion

As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”

Donna left Aleksandr because he wouldn’t stop giving her Spokane Whoopee Cushions.

by Captain Neckbeard Esq III June 27, 2019

Best Cushion Town

The Best Kush In Town.

Lion: whos got the best kush in town?

Betsy: Best Cushion Town.

Lion: Hook me up yo!

Nuff Said

by Betsy Cushionton January 15, 2014

Chinese Pin Cushion

When an Asian female is getting gangbanged by 3 or more dudes.

Mr. Cho's daughter was a Chinese pin cushion for the football team last night.

by G005E October 11, 2006

couch cushion

usually a dumb slut or whore who thinks shes amazing she also thinks that she can get all the men she leads you on then breaks your heart she is also into older men

wow that girl is such a couch cushion

by Austen cock sucker December 15, 2012