I am painis cupcake.

I will eat you.

Heavy: Hi!
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*

I am painis cupcake. by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 20, 2021

Angelica Sweet Cupcake Ramos 

A woman who should know what really happened and someone that cared for her was set up to look bad because someone wanted money they were jealous with envy just know kyu ain’t mad just want to make it right by spoiling her and say sorry haters will hate on us for the things i did fuck them haters and back to what we do best come up

Angelica Sweet Cupcake Ramos wake up the haters are exposed hating on us stealing phone numbers to set us up to hate each other it didn’t work

Angelica Sweet Cupcake Ramos by hey hey enlightenment May 13, 2022

German Cupcake 

When one farts into their cupped hand, contains the odor by clasping their fingers shut over the fart, and then opens their cupped hand directly under a victims nose, holding it there until they are forced to inhale your fart directly through their nostrils.

I gave my wife, Susan, a German Cupcake during a spell of putrid chinese-food farts. She does not look at me anymore.

German Cupcake by Steve42456 March 20, 2008

Painus Cupcake

A character based on a character in Team Fortress 2, He is based off the character soldier. In every episode he says, "I am Painus Cupcake I will eat you" and eats people

Guy1: Dude who the fuck was that?
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE

Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom

Painus Cupcake by SEXYMANBEAST4555555 December 20, 2010

cupcakies 

Two people that are destined to be together. The couple everyone is jealous of for having such a high barrier of compassion and sexuality between each other. They are in love, but one may have the tendency to take there bad mood out on another.

To sum it all up, It's bittersweet love.

"Look at Chris and Livvie, don't you just hate them"
"Yeah there real cupcakies, I'm so fucking jealous"

cupcakies by c0ok13 September 12, 2005

cupcake brown 

An inspirational woman who went from living behind a Dumpster to becoming a top San Fransisco lawyer.

Cupcake Brown is my fav inspirational-book writer.

cupcake brown by Angelacia July 18, 2007

Cupcake lesbian 

Straight women who are aroused by other women's breasts. Just as the best part of a cupcake is the frosted top, they prefer the top portion of a woman's body, only.

I love boobies, but can't stand vajayjays. I'm such a cupcake lesbian.

Cupcake lesbian by grapefruit lovah December 7, 2010